"...I think of him kindly, when I think of him at all."
"Excellence isn't a virtue, it's a habit."
"Neither give cherries to a pig nor advice to a fool."
"Mutton dressed up like Lamb."
"The absent are always wrong."
"To a gentleman and a scholar...
and if the truth be known, sir, a great judge of Irish Whiskey."
"I'm not trying to set the world on fire, I just want to keep my nuts warm."
"I've met many highly educated people through out my life and in a significant number them that education seems to replaced rather than enhanced their common sense."
"The one thing that is certain is that nothing is certain."
"When we can't defend our beliefs with words, we resort to violence."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."|Groucho Marx
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... "Oh shit....she's awake!!"