Quotes

Colonize: To exterminate the indigenous population with a combination of prayers and smallpox and then plunder the natural resources.

"We can always hire another miner, we gott'a buy another mule."

--Coal company foreman explaining why the coal companies always more concerned about the welfare of their mules than their miners. (This also explains why Capitalism is more profitable than slavery. Slaves were even more expensive than mules.)

"Socialism doesn't mean taking wealth from those who work hard and give it to those who don't. You're thinking of Capitalism."

"May the good lord take a like'n to ya."

                  --Old Southern blessing

"He was a man of many ideals and no principals."
                    -- An Historian's description of Woodrow Wilson.

"What the Iron Maiden was to stupid tyrants, the committee is to the wise; less messy, considerably more efficient, and, best of all, you had to force people to climb inside the Iron Maiden."

"No snake is more venomous than privilege once challenged."

"The absent are always wrong."

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment."

"May you live in interesting times."

"May you come to the attention of someone in authority."

"May you find what you are looking for."

                                -- Traditional Chinese curse

"Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe,"

"Handle every Stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Pee on it and walk away."

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... "Oh shit....she's awake!!"

"...the truth is like poetry and most people hate poetry."

"Neither give cherries to a pig nor advice to a fool."

"Mankind is the missing link between the ape and human being."

"Trouble is, with trouble, it starts out as fun"

"The trouble with drinkin' is it ain't no trouble at all."