Insults

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."

                   --(about Ernest Hemingway).

"He had delusions of adequacy."

"Often wrong, but never in doubt."

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole I'd fart"

"Mutton dressed up like Lamb."

"...I think of him kindly, when I think of him at all."

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."