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“Make me one with everything.”

       -- Bhudist overheard talking to a hot dog vendor...

"If you got caught humping another woman [if] you're both naked and caught in the act you'd want BP to explain to your wife how it didn't happen."

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."

"If you're walking on eggs, don't hop."

IRAN ACCUSED OF NOT PROVING IT IS NOT DOING SOMETHING IT HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF DOING.                      

                       --Headline in The Onion

"In battle, in forest, at the precipice of the mountains, on the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, in sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, the good deeds a man has done defend him."

             --The Gita

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                    --Sign in Mexican restaurant

"Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all."

"... the school of whatever is not nailed down is mine and whatever I can pry loose is not nailed down."

                      --Day of the Dandilion

"The motherfucker's have fucked all the mothers." Unknown lament of the times.