Quote 232 “Make me one with everything.” -- Bhudist overheard talking to a hot dog vendor... Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 232
Quote 89 "If you got caught humping another woman [if] you're both naked and caught in the act you'd want BP to explain to your wife how it didn't happen." Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 89
Quote 80 "It's never too late to have a happy childhood." Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 80
Quote 74 "If you're walking on eggs, don't hop." Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 74
Quote 36 IRAN ACCUSED OF NOT PROVING IT IS NOT DOING SOMETHING IT HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF DOING. --Headline in The Onion Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 36
Quote 35 "In battle, in forest, at the precipice of the mountains, on the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, in sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, the good deeds a man has done defend him." --The Gita Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 35
Quote 34 FREE CAR WITH PURCHASE OF 1,000,000,000 TACOS --Sign in Mexican restaurant Author Unknown Subject Other Read more about Quote 34
Quote 31 "Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all." Author Samuel Johnson Subject Other Read more about Quote 31
Quote 58 "... the school of whatever is not nailed down is mine and whatever I can pry loose is not nailed down." --Day of the Dandilion Author Peter Pringle Subject Other Read more about Quote 58
Quote 123 "The motherfucker's have fucked all the mothers." Unknown lament of the times. Author N/A Subject Other Read more about Quote 123