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“Make me one with everything.”

       -- Bhudist overheard talking to a hot dog vendor...

"Do not argue with a fool. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

“Nothing is often the best thing to do and always the best thing to say.”

“God discovered birds and he created trees. Man discovered birds and he created cages.”

“Medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”

"She was a very pretty girl in a town where a pretty girl really stood out."

"Turning $100 into $110 is work. Turning $100,000,000 into $110,000,000 is inevitable."

"May the Devil cut the toes, off our fucking foes, so that we may know them by their limping."

        -- Old Irish toast.

"Malevolence, tempered with incompetence."

          -- Description of Trumps Cabinet and Administration

"When they give birth to a son, they put honey on his mouth and place glue in his palms so that when he grows up, he will speak sweet words and grasp coins in his hand as if they were glued there ...

They are good at trading, love profit, and go abroad at the age of twenty. They are everywhere profit is to be found."

                                       --Description of inhabitants of Samarkand from Chinese Chronicles